Look Mom! I Make Muney without Kissing Azz!
Chapstick-Free Income with the 30 Year Wealth Shortcut
Residual income is nice.
Passive income is sweet.
But what kind of income do I want most of all?
Chapstick-free income!
What is Chapstick-free income?
Low-stress income…
… that comes in like clockwork
…that I don’t have to KISS ASS FOR!
They say that 92% of every dollar in circulation tests positive for cocaine!
I believe it.
I also imagine 92% of every dollar would also test positive for Chapstick.
Chapstick???
Yes, I was surprised too…
… until I put my own dollars under a microscope.
How many dollars did I have coming in that I didn’t have to pucker up for?
How long could I go without “pleasing” a client or boss before I was in a Category 5 income famine?
How many hours a day did I spend trying to keep THEM happy instead of keeping my family happy?
How much of my calendar was blacked out on client calls? Sales Calls? Only to take on another “master” to “serve” at the expense of my freedom and independence?
I dunno about you?
My bucks were gooky and way too Chapsticky.
The most gooped-up bucks are the ones labeled “salary”.
The next stickiest are the ones marked “monthly retainer”.
Salary and retainer may be income for ME…
But they are an EXPENSE to my client.
Which makes me an EXPENSE to my client(s).
And what does EVERYONE want to do with an expense?
Cut them!!!
or…
Demand more for the expenses.
It makes so much sense!
No matter how much work I do…
No matter how awesome my work is…
No matter if my client is getting the results…
They will want MORE, MORE, MORE…
… and if they don’t get it?
…they cut me off!
It’s only a matter of time.
No amount of ass-kissing…
… or extra 1:1
…or bonuses
…will change human nature.
And when the economy gets scary?
The expense-cutting axe really falls swiftly.
Look at what happened in 2020.
Expenses got cut so fast heads spun.
It happened.
It’s happening.
It will happen again.
But…
I got sick of serving masters…
… on the expense side of the profit and loss statement.
I wanted to call the shots.
I wanted to make the rules.
I hate blacked-out calendars jammed full of client pleasing BS.
I had to pack my bags and make a move…
From the expense side of the P&L
..to the INCOME side.
To break free of income and time famine…
I HAD to become a PAYCHECK to partners…
…instead of an expense to clients
I knew deep down in my soul that this was the answer…
And I was TERRIFIED…
I had bills to pay.
I had a family to feed.
Yes, my dollars were smeared with Chapstick, but those dirty little bastards paid the bills.
Salary (and retainers) are next to slavery, but it was the devil I knew…
Now, if left to my own motivation, I probably would never have made a change.
But then the day came that caused a shift in my soul…
I got the phone call that my father died…
Guess where I was at?
Did you guess at work?
Sadly, you’re right.
I’m still ashamed to admit…
I promised my dad for months I would take him out fishing again.
It’s a promise I broke.
I was busy.
I was ALWAYS busy at work.
That’s the way life (hell) is on the “expense” side of someone else’s column.
But that day was THE day I truly committed to change.
I was fed up with breaking promises to my family…
…so that I could keep my promises to a boss or client.
My priorities didn’t change.
My family was always a priority…
But I clearly saw that I wasn’t LIVING my priorities.
Living outside integrity hurts.
My father’s death and my broken promise was excruciating.
But it was the crisis that changed everything…
I slowly figured out ways to move from being viewed as an unwelcome expense…
…to a welcomed paycheck.
At first, it was super hard…
I was trying to CREATE almost all of my own assets.
…I was trying to build a list
…Create content
…Get my websites built and ranked on search engines
…Drive my own traffic
…blog
…build my Youtube channel
…hire and train my own outsourcers and assistants
It worked.
Kinda.
But now I was even busier.
And truth be told…
Even though I was on the expense side of the P&L for companies…
And I knew they’d never “fire me”.
I was working even MORE.
And MY EXPENSES were rising.
“Fack me!”
The breakthrough came when I desperately needed cash to scale a campaign that was really crushing it for me…
I just didn’t have the money to fund the campaign…
But I did create the ads, the funnel, autoresponder sequence and angles and it was turning every $1 I could feed into it to $5… in less than 7 days.
The campaign was based on a sporting event…which would be over in about 40 days…
I wasn’t confident of my ability to get someone to lend me the money.
And my credit was shot because I was newly self-employed.
So, to make a long story short(er)…
I found a partner.
(Who had deep pockets.)
We made a DEAL!
(NOTE: 5 and 6-figure deals are way more abundant than 5 and 6-figure clients…and there is NO CHAPSTICK on the dollars.)
I’d RENT him my ads, funnel and autoresponder sequences.
I got 10% of gross sales.
Within 48 hours…
I was making thousands per DAY!
I didn’t have to “run” and manage the ads.
I didn’t have to drive any traffic at all.
I didn’t have to deliver any “services” to a client.
I just banked the Chapstick-Free income.
It was short-lived because it was centered around a sporting event.
But…
I had a breakthrough!
And that breakthrough was the TRUE WEALTH…
My financial life was never the same again…
I never had to take crap from a client again.
I’ve gone on to make millions in Chapstick-free income.
I call the breakthrough The 30 Year Wealth Shortcut.
I’ve figured out even faster ways to go from zero to income in days.
If all my wealth vanished tonight…
…and I had to start over from scratch
…and I couldn’t even use my name…
… if I could get someone to lend me their iPhone for 72 hours, I'd create at least a $5k a month income stream (probably more) within a week or two.
Gimme another few weeks and I’ll be pulling down a doctor’s income.
Under ANY economic conditions.
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